Last night I was having some wings and beer with a co-worker after work. There were these two pretty, but kinda large girls drinking at the bar and being rather loud. They had what I could have sworn was a Scottish accent.
Seeing as I’m a big fan of girls from the UK, I ambled over to strike up a conversation. I asked them, “So… are you two ladies from Scotland then?”
I could see immediately that I had offended them. The brunette scowled and retorted, “WALES!”
I humbly apologized and replied, “I’m sorry. Are you two whales from Scotland then?”