How to greet an Englishman…

The Aussie way:

english rugby player helping up an australian rugby player

The South African way:

south african rugby players tackling an english rugby player

C’mon boys, the whole of South Africa (apart from perhaps ANC stalwarts and old stick in the muds in general) will be cheering for you come Saturday night. Go out there, show the English how to play and come back with the Cup.

That’s the plan, now stick to it!