Two Red Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods when all of a sudden one of the Red Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.

“Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!” he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering, “Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!” coming from inside the opening. Hearing the reply, he tore off all of his clothes and dashed into the cave.

Puzzled, the Irishman asked the remaining Indian what that was all about.

The Indian explained to him that it was their custom that during mating season, whenever a Red Indian man sees a cave, they need to holler “Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!” into the opening and should they get an answer back, then that means that there is a beautiful female squaw sitting inside and waiting for a man to arrive.

Just then the two of them came upon another cave and the second Indian dashed up to the cave, stopped, and hollered, “Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!”

Immediately there was an answer of “Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!” from deep inside the cave and just like the first, the second Indian tore off all his clothes and ran straight into the cave.

The Irishman continued to wander around the woods alone for a while, before spying a third, rather large cave just up a hill.

“Hoo, man! Just look at the size of this cave! It is easily three times as large as those caves that those Indians found, which must mean that this cave must hold some pretty fine women in it!”

So standing in front of the dark opening, the Irishman hollered “Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!” and just like with the others, he soon heard an answering call of “WOOOOO! WOOOOO! WOOOOO!”

With a gleam in his eye and a huge grin on his face, the excited Irishman immediately tore off all of his clothes and ran full tilt into the cave.



The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read…