I didn’t know that knee high stockings are JUST as dangerous as large pythons!
It’s the weirdest thing. Every time I do the washing and Chantelle has her stockings in the wash, I open the machine up to hang the washing up and without fail, at least one of my socks are missing.
And every time that missing sock turns up…
…inside a bloody stocking!
Those things must be moerse hungry, that’s all I can say. Shame, and I always wondered where lost socks went – turns out they were never lost… only devoured!
Seems that Tracker advert from a while ago was wrong after all.