Just wanted to wish the love of my life, my wife, my everything a happy, happy 29th birthday today!
Chantelle (in case you didn’t know her name), I’m sorry I can’t make it quite as memorable as last year’s one, what with the proposal and all that, but I’m sure we’ll think of something! ;)
I love you so much my angel, have a great day (even if it does signal you as being one step closer to wrinkle-land! :P)
*mwah*

My wife, the most gorgeous woman on the planet. Even the fish think so! :)