captain-morganHrumph. Seeing as Chantelle’s folks are urging her on to enter Die Burger’s Bruid van die Jaar competition (and will probably enter on her behalf when she isn’t looking), I thought I’d better start scratching around to find something that I could enter just in case she wins and I’m left feeling like a complete and utter loser.

Thankfully though I think I’ve got just the ticket: An entry for Captain Morgan’s Extreme Pose-off competition. Besides, as you can see below, I’ve already got the picture and everything! Surely this should make a good entry, don’t you think?

After all, having a woman sitting so close to a pose like that is pretty extreme, wouldn’t you agree? :P