You know what isn’t a great smell to try waking up to? Opening your fridge to grab some yoghurt for breakfast and being hit by that overpowering smell of fresh, raw beef that has been sitting in your fridge overnight.

And not just one piece of meat let me tell you; Oh no, seven huge rolled beef fillets are currently inhabiting our fridge back home, all shaped, and kneaded and wrapped by Chantelle for use in her wedding catering effort for the wedding that is to be held at the Gordon’s Beach Lodge guest house tomorrow evening.

Needless to say, after being hit by that wall of stench at 05:45 this morning, my yoghurt and banana didn’t go down quite as nicely as I might have hoped! o.O