The doctor took a quick looked at the stressed Paddy and said: “Right. Let’s be ‘avin’ da fingers and I’ll see what oi can do”.
Paddy replied, “Oi haven’t got da fingers.”
“Whadda ya mean you haven’t got da fingers? Begorrah mon , it’s 2010! We’s got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put dem back on and made you like new! Why didn’t ya bring da fingers?!?”
To which Paddy responded, ‘Well how da fook was I s’pose to pick them up!?”