An elderly gentleman goes in for his annual check-up. The doctor finishes his examination and then beckons to the old man to join his wife who had accompanied him, back at his desk.

Sitting down, the doctor says, “So far everything looks fine. But I will need you to come back tomorrow with a urine sample, a poo sample and a sperm sample for me to run some further tests”.

The old man didn’t quite catch all of that, so he nudges his wife for the repeat.

The wife looks at her husband and says loudly to the doctor, “Don’t worry doctor, you will have them tomorrow.”

The old man looks quizzically as his wife, his unasked question still not answered.

Sensing this, the wife prompts in a loud voice, “He said, he wants me to bring a pair of your underpants in for him…”