The problem with taking cover behind a Cuddle Cub is that outside of its soft, snuggly cuddly adorableness, the bog standard Cuddle Cub does not provide much cover.
It is simply not large enough and this is something that young Jessica obviously still needs to grasp as she attempts to yet again take cover from the ever present paparazzi that seem intent on following her around everywhere she goes and taking snaps of everything that she does.
Shame, poor child.
