Joke Factory: The Rectal Thermometer and the Pen Jokes & other Funny Stuff 14 OCT 2011

A doctor stepped into a bank.

As he prepared to sign off a cheque, he pulled out a rectal thermometer from his pocket and attempted to write with it.

Quickly realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer in annoyance and muttered out aloud, “Well that’s just great. Some asshole’s got my pen…”

About Craig Lotter

Software developer, husband and dad to two young ladies. Writer behind An Exploring South African. I don't have time for myself any more.