A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together, when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.

“Quick,” said the woman to her lover, “into the closet!”, before bundling him in the closet stark naked.

However, the already suspicious husband was out to catch his wife in the act, and so set about searching through the house, eventually stumbling across the naked man in the closet.

“A-ha! And who exactly are you?” the husband asked the man.

“I’m an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone,” said the exterminator.

“What are you doing in there?” the husband asked.

“I’m investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths,” the man replied.

“But where are your clothes?” asked the husband.

The man looked down at himself and exclaimed, “Those little bastards!”