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Joke Factory: Licking Your Balls Jokes & other Funny Stuff 04 AUG 2012

Paddy and Mike were strolling down the street when they came upon a cat lying next to the road and licking his groin clean, as cats usually tend to do.

“Boy,” said Mike, “I sure wish that I could do that.”

Paddy replies, “Yup, wouldn’t mind that either, but I for one sure as heck wouldn’t try it!”

“Oh? Why not?” asked Mike.

“Well for one thing, I’m pretty sure he’ll scratch and bite!”

Joke Factory: The Ball Squeeze Jokes & other Funny Stuff 02 DEC 2011

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.

A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.

The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what the drunk is screaming about.

“What’s all the screaming about in there? You’re scaring my customers!”

“I’m just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls.”

With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says, “You bloody idiot! You’re sitting on the mop bucket!!”