Elasticity could certainly be useful if you put your mind to all the potential uses for it. That said, perhaps you shouldn’t stretch your imagination all that much.
Who knows where it might end up taking you!
Presented below is further compelling evidence that either Oprah must be banned from television completely or restricted to day-time television where only bored housewives can watch it and manly men all over the world get to keep their manliness.
The comic strip above is from the always funny ‘Big Top’ (by Rob Harrell) strip. Google it if you must.
Just in case you were wondering whether Wink the Bear went for liposuction of not – after this he may still have to…