Things to do in Cape Town, the Helderberg, and the Cape Winelands

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Japan 2014 – 07 Irish Guinness at Celts in Yokohama (2014-10-02)

So our first day in Japan (with Terrance as tour guide) was a pretty good one. Temples, Towers, Robots and Baseball, one certainly couldn’t argue against us deserving a bite to eat and something decent to drink in order to cap off what… Continue Reading →

St. Patrick’s Day at Blaauwklippen Market (2015-03-15)

I’ve already written about our trip through to the Blaauwklippen Market Sunday before last, where we were delighted to find an unexpected St. Patrick’s Day celebration on in full swing. Lots of green (basically everywhere you looked), lots of feel… Continue Reading →

Joke Factory: A Good Toast

John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said out loud, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!” Naturally, that won him the top prize for the best toast of the night. Later that night,… Continue Reading →

Joke Factory: The Drunk, the mirror, the plasters

David staggered home very late after another evening out with his drinking buddy, Paddy. Taking off his shoes so as not to wake his wife, Dave tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom,… Continue Reading →

Joke Factory: Praying for a Parking

Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place. Looking up towards heaven he said, “Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I… Continue Reading →

Joke Factory: Turning Water into Wine

An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The traffic officer smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. “Sir, have… Continue Reading →

Joke Factory: Bruising Woman

Walking into the bar, Mike says to Charlie the bartender, “Pour me a stiff one – just had another fight with the little woman.” “Oh yeah?” says Charlie, “And how did this one end?” “Well, when it was over,” Mike… Continue Reading →

Joke Factory: How To Break Bad News

Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O’Leary’s apartment when Paddy Murphy loses £250 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing standing up…. Continue Reading →

Saturday Snigger: Finger Snack Anyone?

Paddy was working at the fish plant in Cork when he accidentally cut off all 10 of his fingers. Needless to say, he made his way rather quickly to the Emergency Room at Cork Hospital.

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