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Joke Factory: A Fix for Extreme Sexual Exhaustion

A university professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class. He emphasized that this paper was an absolute requirement for passing his class, and that there would be only two acceptable excuses for being late. Those… Continue Reading →

Joke Factory: Depressingly Dangerous Food

A doctor was addressing a large audience in Cape Town: “The choice of food that we put into our stomachs these days is sometimes quite literally enough to us given enough time”. “Red meat is awful, soft drinks corrode your… Continue Reading →

Joke Factory: Scotland Wales

Last night I was having some wings and beer with a co-worker after work. There were these two pretty, but kinda large girls drinking at the bar and being rather loud. They had what I could have sworn was a… Continue Reading →

Joke Factory: A Good Toast

John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said out loud, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!” Naturally, that won him the top prize for the best toast of the night. Later that night,… Continue Reading →

Joke Factory: Faithfulness and Rewards

Three men died and went up to Heaven. Standing in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, the three men were asked just how faithful they had been to their wives during their time down on Earth, their level… Continue Reading →

Joke Factory: American Slapping

An elderly lady, an attractive big boobed blonde, a noisy American and a Canadian guy were all seated on a train passing through a particularly mountainous area. As they passed through a pitch black tunnel, a loud *SLAP* broke the… Continue Reading →

Joke Factory: Looking Around

A blind man, accompanied by his faithful guide dog, walked into the local Spar store. Once inside, the man lifted up the dog and started swinging it round and round over his head. Utterly bewildered shop-goers could only look on… Continue Reading →

Joke Factory: Lecturing

First day of university lectures for Psychology 101, and there standing in the main lecture hall is Professor Clarke, about to greet his new class. He stands in front of the large group and poses a question: “Would everyone who… Continue Reading →

Joke Factory: An Honest Lawyer?

An investment counsellor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house counsel. The investment banker began to interview young lawyers. “As… Continue Reading →

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