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Joke Factory: Maid Raise Jokes & other Funny Stuff 06 APR 2012

The maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. Sitting Maria down, she asked, “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase at this time of the year?”

Maria answered, “Well, Senora, there are three reasons why I wanna increase.”

“The first is that I iron better than you.”

Taken aback, the wife immediately snaps back with, “Well, who said you iron better than me?”

Maria: “Your husband, he say so.”

Wife: “Oh yeah?”

Maria: “The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.”

Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”

Maria: “Your husband did”

Now properly agitated, the wife blurted out: “Oh he did – did he???”

Maria: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.”

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth: “And did my husband say that as well?”

“No Senora…,” replied Maria softly: “The gardener did.”

Screenshot Saturday: AIKa R-16: Virgin Mission (Episode 1) Anime 06 FEB 2010

Fan service and anime kind of go hand in hand. But when you talk about Agent Aika, then perhaps it may be more accurate to say that the two are already hugging… quite vigorously as it were. Which of course leads us straight into today’s Screenshot Saturday entry…

This my friend, is certainly not a lesson in back massage

This my friend, is certainly not a lesson in back massage techniques

The panty-flashing, naughty Agent Aika series returned to our screens in 2007 in the form of a three episode OVA entitled AIKa R-16: Virgin Mission, this time focusing on a much younger Aika, right at the start of her career as a salvager.

Enticed to join her school rival on a treasure hunt mission to solve the mystery of the purple butterfly tattoo adorning the chest of one of their more enigmatic school friends, Aika soon finds herself in the thick of things come episode 1, where the luxury yacht they are travelling on gets attacked by persons unknown, but villains capable of turning all their friends and the ship’s staff into remote controlled zombie assassins.

Needless to say, Aika is not amused and a lot of butt-kicking, panty flashing action ensues.

Thankfully though, the show’s director thought to keep the age restriction down by refusing to depict any bloody violence, instead opting for the more kiddy friendly tranquilizer dart route! :P

I would be that surprised if zombie maids attacked me too. Might have worn a longer skirt though come to think of it...

Related Link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AIKa_R-16:_Virgin_Mission

First Impressions: Kamen no Maid Guy Anime | My Reviews 08 JUN 2009

Kamen no Maid GuyKamen no Maid Guy is a 12 episode long anime series produced in 2008, based on Maruboro Akai’s comedy manga series of the same name. The story revolves around kendo-loving, samurai philosophy-spouting Naeka Fujiwara and her brother Kosuke, heirs to the great Fujiwara fortune. However, Fujiwara family members in line to inherit have traditionally all been knocked off by some unknown assailant and as such Zenjuro Fujiwara, Naeka’s wealthy and doting grandfather, has enlisted the aid of two fearsome combatants as maids for Naeka and Kosuke, in order to guard against any attempts on their lives as Naeka rapidly approaches her 18th birthday.

But while reserved Fubuki, the beautiful but deadly housemaid, easily manages to blend in with normal society, the towering muscular features of Kogarashi, the beast-like titular ‘maid guy’ doesn’t quite fit in so well. After all, this is the man who is said to be absolutely invulnerable, possesses 37 senses (including x-ray vision and USB connectivity) and has a complete lack of grasp on the concept of personal space or tact – essentially a man that can in no way be described as… well, normal.

Needless to say with loyal, but abnormal bodyguard maids like these hanging about 24/7, life around the Fujiwara household is going to be anything but dull!

So far after the first couple of episodes of this completely insane, off-the-wall and extremely comedic ecchi-tainted show, I have to admit to absolutely loving the silliness of it all. Yes, there is a lot of bouncing boobs, panty flashes, and bra dropping to be had, but on top of this easy to hit slapstick comedy there are some genuinely funny moments and scenarios that have been dreamt up along the way. The comically-designed characters in particular are a blast to take in and the varied use of some fun but smooth animation transitions work well with the quickened pace of the story-telling.

Square-jawed Kogarashi is one of the best characters of this motley cast by far, easily stealing the show in very much a killer Johnny Bravo kind of way. The man means well but his methods are just a little… questionable.

Top all of this off with a very fun musical score and some excellent voice acting and you’re left with a fairly silly, vapid slapstick comedy with lots of ecchi undertones but strong enough in the laughs department to leave you with a silly grin on your face and some big guffaws along the way.

In other words, tons of fun if you feel like catching something stupid for a change! :)

Related link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamen_no_Maid_Guy