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Joke Factory: A Fix for Extreme Sexual Exhaustion Jokes & other Funny Stuff 25 MAY 2013

A university professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class.

He emphasized that this paper was an absolute requirement for passing his class, and that there would be only two acceptable excuses for being late. Those were a medically certifiable illness or a death in the student’s immediate family.

A smart arse student in the back of the classroom waved his hand and spoke up, “But what about extreme sexual exhaustion, professor?”

As you would expect, the class exploded in laughter.

When the students had finally settled down, the professor froze the young man with a glaring look.

“Well,” he responded, “I guess you’ll just have to learn to write with your other hand then.”

Joke Factory: A Mouthful of a Word Jokes & other Funny Stuff 29 APR 2011

Definitely a NSFW joke, but worth the tell, if you promise not to stare:

Little Johnny arrives at school, ready for English class. The teacher soon gets under way, and before long she announces to the class, “Today we are going to learn about multi-syllable words. Does anyone perhaps have an example of what I am talking about?”

Excitedly, Johhny waves his hand, “Me, teacher, me, me!”

With a sigh, the teacher asks, “Okay Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word then?”

Beaming, Johnny says, “Mas-tur-bate.”

Teacher smiles and patronisingly says, “Wow Johnny, that sure is a mouthful!”

To which Johnny quickly replies, “No teacher, you’re thinking of a blowjob…”