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Joke Factory: The Drunk, the mirror, the plasters

David staggered home very late after another evening out with his drinking buddy, Paddy. Taking off his shoes so as not to wake his wife, Dave tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom,… Continue Reading →

Joke Factory: Praying for a Parking

Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place. Looking up towards heaven he said, “Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I… Continue Reading →

Joke Factory: Licking Your Balls

Paddy and Mike were strolling down the street when they came upon a cat lying next to the road and licking his groin clean, as cats usually tend to do. “Boy,” said Mike, “I sure wish that I could do… Continue Reading →

Joke Factory: How To Break Bad News

Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O’Leary’s apartment when Paddy Murphy loses £250 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing standing up…. Continue Reading →

Saturday Snigger: Finger Snack Anyone?

Paddy was working at the fish plant in Cork when he accidentally cut off all 10 of his fingers. Needless to say, he made his way rather quickly to the Emergency Room at Cork Hospital.

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