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Joke Factory: The Drunk, the mirror, the plasters

David staggered home very late after another evening out with his drinking buddy, Paddy. Taking off his shoes so as not to wake his wife, Dave tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom,… Continue Reading →

Joke Factory: Hairy Pussy Cat

A sexually frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to reignite the spark that will hopefully resurrect her long dead sex life. Arriving back home, she tries them on under a short skirt and then heads… Continue Reading →

Joke Factory: Cutting Down on Sexy Time

George is not having a good day on the golf course. None of his drives are going straight, his putting is horrendous, and to be honest, he just wasn’t being himself. So the rest of his usual four-ball gathered around… Continue Reading →

Joke Factory: A Different Vacation Experience this time around

Paddy walked into his travel agent’s office. “Brian, I’ve thoroughly enjoyed my annual vacation getaways over these last three years, but this year I want to do something completely different”. “Well Paddy, what do you mean by that?” asked a… Continue Reading →

Joke Factory: Maid Raise

The maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. Sitting Maria down, she asked, “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase at this time… Continue Reading →

Joke Factory: Sheer Panties

A husband walks into Victoria’s Secret to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from R250 to R500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the most sheer… Continue Reading →

Joke Factory: Sex and the Photographer

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and so made the tough decision to use a surrogate father to start their family, but that it would be done the good old fashioned way, with no test tubes or needles in… Continue Reading →

Joke Factory: That’s One Way to Secure the Votes

An elderly couple was having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife’s hand in his and said, “Emma, soon we will be married 50 years, and there’s something I have to know. In all… Continue Reading →

Joke Factory: It’s a Small World

Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play a quick 9 holes on their lunch. Both men are playing well, but they are being held up by two women in front of them who are moving at a much… Continue Reading →

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