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Joke Factory: Bruising Woman Jokes & other Funny Stuff 27 JAN 2012

Walking into the bar, Mike says to Charlie the bartender, “Pour me a stiff one – just had another fight with the little woman.”

“Oh yeah?” says Charlie, “And how did this one end?”

“Well, when it was over,” Mike replied, “She came to me on her hands and knees!”

“Really? Now that’s a switch! What did she say?” asks an incredulous Charles.

“She said, ‘Come out from under the bed, you little chicken!'”

Like Stepping on a Puppy’s Tail Sport & Health 25 JAN 2010

Just got back from a quick lunch time gym session now, and I must say, this is the first time I’ve ever had to watch tennis with the sound on mute! The reason?

Victoria Azarenka.

This 20 year old Belarusian girl must have the most annoying playing screech  in the current game! Seriously, it sounds like someone is stepping on a puppy dog’s tail or strangling a mournful pigeon every time she swings her racquet at the ball!

C’mon now, I can’t believe that none of her opponents have ever thrown their racquets at her yet! Or could it be that her sonic banshee screech is affecting their aim? O.o

Like stepping on a puppy dog's tale...

Related Link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victoria_Azarenka

The House of C 008: Sent Packing The House of C 25 JAN 2010

The female species. Seemingly completely incapable of packing sensibly and more importantly, packing in accordance with available space and duration of the trip. Without fail, with every packing opportunity, my dear wife will haul out the biggest bag available and stuff it to the seams, pausing only to inquire whether or not I still have space in my bag for say her hairdryer.

Or twenty million towels.

Either way, getting the car ready for the trip involves quite a lot of inventive reshuffling and an exercise in packing logistics.

I’m beginning to think that the airports have got this one right by restricting the amount of stuff you can throw aboard! :)